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l0ng-w4ng:Can this happen to me please? Erotic and funny. :)Â

A Real Life Barbie! Damn! Why can’t this happen to me instead of this stupid jerk that can’t appreciate it! Oh… sorry… just a little rant there.

crazytrains: breastboy: crazytrains: Source why can’t this happen to me? :c Why can’t this happen to a few people I know?

upmate: When I found this video 2 years ago I jacked off to it many times. Why can’t this happen to me?! Straight buddies who let you suck them off! That’s what my fantasies are made of

myb8:This dude ultimate bator Why can’t this happen to me when I go to a public bathroom

When I found this video 2 years ago I jacked off to it many times. Why can’t this happen to me?! Straight buddies who let you suck them off!

When I found this video 2 years ago I jacked off to it many times. Why can’t this happen to me?! Straight buddies who let you suck them off!

mykebottoms: mystraight-dudes: txcwbysexy: cumvids4u: I’m not sure why I find this so hot Hot When I found this video 2 years ago I jacked off to it many times. Why can’t this happen to me?! Straight buddies who let you suck them off! Because

When I found this video 2 years ago I jacked off to it many times. Why can’t this happen to me?! Straight buddies who let you suck them off!

The first time this happened to me, I came it seemed like instantly. You can call me a chump, or loser or whatever you want to… But unless you have had a hot for you, young slut suck your cock like it’s her mission in life, and her telling her

serviceslut: Pretty please can this happen to me?

chloe24942: i can’t even begin to tell you all how wet i would be if this happened to me I can’t believe this ended :(

1kgz: can this happen to me please

xoxo-pizzagrrrl: disgustinghuman: milktree: Rapist crucified in Mexico with sign around his neck reading: “This happened to me for being a rapist and it will happen to all the gossipers, snitches, traitors, know this is not a game” CAN WE TALK

planet-butthole: can this happen to me soon pls

203y: im not sure which ones are in which order but this is also what i mean! there’s a lot of gatekeeping shit by nonsurvivors and it feels like i have to fuckin come out and reveal whats happened to me in the past so that i dont get flooded with

realitytvbitch:

Can’t wait till this happens to me 💕💕💕

sixpenceee: avabitch: i wish this happened when i opened a packet of biscuits CAN THIS HAPPEN TO ME

thisismydesignhannibal: So my brain can barely process this. The Vampire Chronicles (they’re wanting to do The Vampire Lestat first) done by Bryan Fuller!!!!! Please universe…please make this happen for me!

katandadrieninatree: hobbitdragon: inkse: After much thought i have decided to replace both of my parents with wolves, wish me luck learning to kill deer with my teeth can this happen to me can i do this too

vvebkinz: vvebkinz: WAIT CAN PEOPLE SEE THE NAMES OF THE FILES YOU SEND THEM VIA EMAIL APPARENTLY YOU CAN AND I JUST EMAILED MY TEACHER AN ESSAY LABELED FUCK THIS ASSIGNMENT WHY DIDNT I KNOW THIS BEFORE IM FLEEING THE COUNTRY

can't get much gayer than that

I can’t believe I just got bee movie’d

lesbihonest32: valornow: msvixen118: mulherlipsticklove: I ❤️ Asa Akira 😍 Fuck idk which one of them is nastier 🤤💦💦 I want someone to eat me just like this…. Can this happen to me ?!? 😩💕

Can’t remember how many times this happened to me.

Stop trying to haggle an artist’s prices down unless specifically stated that you can. It is rude and we set our prices the way they are for a reason.

tf2memes: This happened to me about ten times a day for three days at my last convention. FIRST OF THE TF2 COSPLAY MEME! The template can be found here and on our blog’s page. The cosplay meme can be for prop making woes to costume bullshittery to

egorseksualno-racelett:tokyosketch:how can you be so fucking lucky though? you write shitty fanfiction and get the chance to turn it into a book and then you get a fucking movie on top of itwhy can’t this happen to me my fanfics are also shitty and

sixpenceee: avabitch: i wish this happened when i opened a packet of biscuits CAN THIS HAPPEN TO ME

the-foreign-stetson: Being involved in tumblr was probably one of the better things to ever happen to me. It helped me to learn how to love my body, to embrace the imperfections. I’m not afraid anymore..

andersondaily: “You can survive this happening to you.”“Happening to me?”

zorrabelle: allblackpanther: yasgawd: when bae says bring home dinner + dessert Can this happen to me? If I can refrain myself from eating the chicken yes lmao Look like she shittin a nasty diarrhea shit to me

chellzaintshit: heauxactivities: chellzaintshit: IM IN THE LINE AT STARBUCKS AND THIS MAN IS SO CLOSE TO MY BACK LIKE CAN YOU CHILL When this happens to me I literally turn around and face them, still on my phone, until either they back tf off or

Practically overnight, and I have fully embraced the headcanon that Lexa and Prince Roan are siblings. Making the Ice Queen Lexa’s mother, because why not?…Before someone tells me exactly why not, it just deeply amuses me to imagine Roan getting

ebony-nudes: ebonysexologist:charmyvii: badlittlekitten:theedjcagedbird:afro-orgasm:Add it to your bucket list.xxxI had this happen to me sans the gag and rope. Yum.Daaaaaddy!! Can we do thisOh gosh that looks like fun! someone do this to meThe plot

paperbagsforgiraffes: can this happen to me

When I found this video 2 years ago I jacked off to it many times. Why can’t this happen to me?! Straight buddies who let you suck them off!

looselipsandsinkingships: itssierrabrooke: astreals: videohall: Baby deer cries every time it tries to be put down this makes me so happy why can’t this happen to me I hope he’s still holding the deer..

curioussecret: xxlonly: Σε ποιον έχει τύχει; Ακούω ιστορίες 🙋 😟 WHY CAN THIS HAPPEN TO ME

adriofthedead:egorseksualno-racelett:tokyosketch:how can you be so fucking lucky though? you write shitty fanfiction and get the chance to turn it into a book and then you get a fucking movie on top of itwhy can’t this happen to me my fanfics are

amysterylulz: can this happen to me?

trust: have you ever seen someone so attractive that you can’t even look at them because it’s like you’re embarrassing yourself

thegirlwhocriedfoxface: flirtyblonde: I had this happen to me last night. I highly encourage anyone who uses Kik to block him. who. does. this. Holy fucking shit. THIS is what’s wrong with society right now. How could anyone think this is okay.

meowrandy: the-exploding-tardis: rollad20andkissme: nickandstuff: Gay porn never ceases to amaze me I can not reblog this enough It’s like watching myself this happeneds to me everytime.

vacontroldom:lezzy-loz-69:sock-bound:Please can this happen to me please Women supporting women all weekend

furrylynxboy: dongconsumer: artist - sigma_x published - 2012-09-28 19꞉04.png Can this happen to me please~

mystraight-dudes: txcwbysexy: cumvids4u: I’m not sure why I find this so hot Hot When I found this video 2 years ago I jacked off to it many times. Why can’t this happen to me?! Straight buddies who let you suck them off!

It can seem like a violent explosion has gone off in your head. It can also occur as you wake up in the night. The syndrome is more common in women than in men. It can begin at all ages. Source omg this happened to me the other night

lovelynobody00: kuriboss: Does anyone get upset when you’re dreaming and it ends on a cliffhanger? I’m dead serious I can’t tell you how many times I’m having a good or weird dream then wake up like OMG WHAT DID HE FIND OUT IS HE OK WHAT SHOULD

thenorthside: thenorthside: Year in Review 2013: the year i saw Drake and he actually acknowledged me nothing really crazy happened this year, aside from me buying my own place… so this is still the most important moment of the last two years

valornow: girlswhofuckgirls:Last night. Can this happen to me

mykebottoms: mystraight-dudes: txcwbysexy: cumvids4u: I’m not sure why I find this so hot Hot When I found this video 2 years ago I jacked off to it many times. Why can’t this happen to me?! Straight buddies who let you suck them off! Because

danceswithfaeriesunderthemooon started following me and I’m so embarrassed and ashamed of my blog

Co-worker is creepy leering at me, so I ask what he wants, and he says he wants to kiss me. I pull out my pepper spray and tell him that he better watch out. Why do these things happen to me…

igirisu: theusukblog: When this happens to me, the conversation normally goes like this. America: BRO, you’re totally underestimating how strong a hero I am! See, I can do this. -Picks me up- England: For goodness… I know… You’ve picked me up

raptarion said: I don’t know… everything looks the same to me. Why?well basically this shit happened and now i can’t reply to comments, i have to copy paste them and the close/post buttons switched sides and its messing me up

marissaforblacks: It’s the best thing that can happen to a white girl…once this happened to me I was always looking for it. A married white girl can have all the black cock she wants!!♠️Team White Girl♥️

spmib: peaches-tea: can someone make this happen to me in real life? It confuses me so much that this happens and is possible etc

NO. WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME SHIT beyond the boundry episode 9 can go fuck itself THE FEELS GOD DAMNIT FUCK. THEY MADE HER STAB HIM. THEY MADE HER KILL HIM RIGHT AFTER SHE SAID, ‘HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE A NORMAL PERSON’ FUCK THIS SHOW GRRRAAHHHH

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